"I’m looking for people I could pay off, but I can’t find any."

Interviewed Michael Caine about Batman, Christopher Nolan, winning Academy Awards and Oscar season. It was amazing.

Bane Goes On A Job Interview

worstkase:

(This is how Bane shakes hands.)

Tell us a little bit about yourself.

I’M NECESSARY EVIL.

Where did you grow up?

YOU MERELY ADOPTED THE DARK. I WAS BORN IN IT.

How would you describe yourself in a tweet’s length or shorter?

I’M GOTHAM’S RECKONING.

Tell us about a time you…

(This is how Bane shakes hands.)

"Dark Knight Rises" Oscar odds: Michael Caine should get an Oscar nomination for the way he says “Fernet Branca.” Failing that, he should get one anyway.

"Dark Knight Rises" Oscar odds: Michael Caine should get an Oscar nomination for the way he says “Fernet Branca.” Failing that, he should get one anyway.