Bane Goes On A Job Interview

worstkase:

(This is how Bane shakes hands.)

Tell us a little bit about yourself.

I’M NECESSARY EVIL.

Where did you grow up?

YOU MERELY ADOPTED THE DARK. I WAS BORN IN IT.

How would you describe yourself in a tweet’s length or shorter?

I’M GOTHAM’S RECKONING.

Tell us about a time you…

(This is how Bane shakes hands.)