Some thoughts on “Edge of Tomorrow,” which is totally fucking boss.

Some thoughts on “Edge of Tomorrow,” which is totally fucking boss.

Some thoughts on “Maleficent,” which is not good, but also not horrible.

Some thoughts on “Maleficent,” which is not good, but also not horrible.

"I remember having to teach Andrew Keegan how to draw a proper dick on my face. Which was a little strange to have to do? He was nervous; I was like, ‘I draw tons of dicks. Start with the head, do the shaft, get to the balls. Make sure to put hair on the balls.’ It’s a nice dick. It’s a chub. It’s halfway there." — Spoke to David Krumholtz about this dick on his face, losing “Midnight in Paris” to Owen Wilson and Brad Pitt’s weed. ‘Twas an awesome time.

"I had the idea that the only way to get through five minutes would be to find somebody on the field and perform it for them. I spent 30 minutes picking somebody out, walking really close to them and then bailing at the last second. Finally, I was like, ‘Stop being a pussy. You want to be on ‘Saturday Night Live.’ You will approach a stranger and ask them to watch the audition.’" — Talked to Noël Wells about her new indie movie and auditioning for “SNL.” She’s great.

"I had the idea that the only way to get through five minutes would be to find somebody on the field and perform it for them. I spent 30 minutes picking somebody out, walking really close to them and then bailing at the last second. Finally, I was like, ‘Stop being a pussy. You want to be on ‘Saturday Night Live.’ You will approach a stranger and ask them to watch the audition.’" — Talked to Noël Wells about her new indie movie and auditioning for “SNL.” She’s great.

"It’s been a big, big, big part of my life. I’ve got a lot of really good friends in the cast and crew. It’s going to be tricky [to see it end]. I’m not going to say I wish it wouldn’t end, because everything has to end, but it is what it is. We’re going to have an emotional journey once we wrap it up. We’ll walk away and lock the door." — Talked to Jon Hamm about “Million Dollar Arm,” but you only care about this “Mad Men” thing.

"It’s been a big, big, big part of my life. I’ve got a lot of really good friends in the cast and crew. It’s going to be tricky [to see it end]. I’m not going to say I wish it wouldn’t end, because everything has to end, but it is what it is. We’re going to have an emotional journey once we wrap it up. We’ll walk away and lock the door." — Talked to Jon Hamm about “Million Dollar Arm,” but you only care about this “Mad Men” thing.

Talked to Gareth Edwards about building a better monster movie, aka “Godzilla.”

Talked to Gareth Edwards about building a better monster movie, aka “Godzilla.”