"I remember having to teach Andrew Keegan how to draw a proper dick on my face. Which was a little strange to have to do? He was nervous; I was like, ‘I draw tons of dicks. Start with the head, do the shaft, get to the balls. Make sure to put hair on the balls.’ It’s a nice dick. It’s a chub. It’s halfway there." — Spoke to David Krumholtz about this dick on his face, losing “Midnight in Paris” to Owen Wilson and Brad Pitt’s weed. ‘Twas an awesome time.